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Noun: (1) Toilet Paper, originally. (2) Now usually used to describe a person who is shallow or gullible, and who swears excessively.
That assnapkin got himself banned for swearing and cyboring newbies!
by Zk4r January 06, 2005
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a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.

*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!

Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
by Brutus Roengardener November 03, 2007
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A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.
I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.
by paulmor909 September 05, 2016
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A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"
My manager Greg is such an ass napkin
by Assnap15 January 09, 2014
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