Assknot
A tangle found in the ass crack consisting of hair, toilet paper, sweat and bits of dried shit. Typically found in men, horrifying when found in women.
Assknot by durkadurkaclick December 17, 2008
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Ass Knot
I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.
The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
Ass Knot by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Assknock
Guy 1: Who the fucks knocking on the door!?
Guy 2: It's me jackass!
Guy 1: Why are pounding on the door like your the police assknock!?
Guy 2: Cause my names Kevin Grace bitch, let's go hit the bong.
Guy 2: It's me jackass!
Guy 1: Why are pounding on the door like your the police assknock!?
Guy 2: Cause my names Kevin Grace bitch, let's go hit the bong.
Assknock by Hell Yeah Aaron August 20, 2009
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assknocker by Skygod74 September 23, 2007
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assknots by GEORGEhasASSKNOTS November 22, 2011
Assnotized
The state of being in a trance. So long as that entranced state was brought by staring at someones butt.
Assnotized by skullman2033 September 8, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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