Assknot 

A tangle found in the ass crack consisting of hair, toilet paper, sweat and bits of dried shit. Typically found in men, horrifying when found in women.

When I pulled out that assknot I ripped out my ass hair and my fingers smelled like shit.

Assknot by durkadurkaclick December 17, 2008

Ass Knot 

Unable to shit. Constipated. Requiring a laxative or enema to but that rectal clog.

I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.

The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.

Ass Knot by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Assknock 

One who knocks on the door like an asshole.

Guy 1: Who the fucks knocking on the door!?

Guy 2: It's me jackass!

Guy 1: Why are pounding on the door like your the police assknock!?

Guy 2: Cause my names Kevin Grace bitch, let's go hit the bong.

Assknock by Hell Yeah Aaron August 20, 2009

assknob 

a softer version of asshole

You are such an assknob you know that? You stole my watch!

assknob by thejake85 April 24, 2003

assknocker 

(noun): The act of engaging in anal intercourse or other forms of faggotry involving the anus.

John is such an assknocker! He pounded James in the pooper until he shit blood.

assknocker by Skygod74 September 23, 2007

assknots 

A kid that sits on rolls of quarters.

Hey Assknots! Get out of your garage and get a life you fag!

assknots by GEORGEhasASSKNOTS November 22, 2011

Assnotized 

The state of being in a trance. So long as that entranced state was brought by staring at someones butt.

“You’ve been staring for a whole minute now. What are you, assnotized?”

Assnotized by skullman2033 September 8, 2020