Assnotized

The state of being in a trance. So long as that entranced state was brought by staring at someones butt.

“You’ve been staring for a whole minute now. What are you, assnotized?”

by skullman2033 September 8, 2020

Assmotize

To hypnotize someone with your ass.

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.

by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015

Arnotized

Defines an object or event that has been rendered more interesting or creative after being touched by a talented and beautiful Canadian artist.

"This office desk is AWESOME!!! The row of rainbow staplers and the pants hanging from the edge are fantastic!"

-I know. It's been Arnotized.

by DraGGun January 27, 2011

assmatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

absnotised

When you're under the influence of a shirtless guy with 6 packs. Generally , you can break the influence with a t-shirt .

I was totally absnotised by my neighbor's gardener. When he put a t-shirt on , I noticed he was ugly in fact.

by AdInMotion October 14, 2012

Assmorized

To be completely mesmorized by a gorgeous ass.
Not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.

"mmmm... ass..."
"dude, you're Assmorized!"

by Peter Mulders August 20, 2004

Assmitized

The state of being completely hypnotized, mesmerized, or mentally distracted by a Bottom’s ass. Often leads to staring, stuttering, or acting out of pocket.

Bro was straight up assmitized the moment that Bottom walked past in those tight jeans.

by Thee king May 6, 2025