Assknot

A tangle found in the ass crack consisting of hair, toilet paper, sweat and bits of dried shit. Typically found in men, horrifying when found in women.

When I pulled out that assknot I ripped out my ass hair and my fingers smelled like shit.

by durkadurkaclick December 17, 2008

assknots

A kid that sits on rolls of quarters.

Hey Assknots! Get out of your garage and get a life you fag!

by GEORGEhasASSKNOTS November 22, 2011