Assknock

One who knocks on the door like an asshole.

Guy 1: Who the fucks knocking on the door!?

Guy 2: It's me jackass!

Guy 1: Why are pounding on the door like your the police assknock!?

Guy 2: Cause my names Kevin Grace bitch, let's go hit the bong.

Assknock by Hell Yeah Aaron August 20, 2009

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Brother Assknuckle

Brother Assknuckle is a term used for someone who is a fraternity member or has intentions of becoming a fraternity member and is a total dipshit.

Hey Brother Assknuckle! Fuck you!

Brother Assknuckle by berrymmm November 16, 2010

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assknocker

(noun): The act of engaging in anal intercourse or other forms of faggotry involving the anus.

John is such an assknocker! He pounded James in the pooper until he shit blood.

assknocker by Skygod74 September 23, 2007

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Ass Knock

When someone fucks you so hard that the impact of your ass makes a sound

P1: he fucked me so hard that everyone heard it
P2: the ass knock?
P1: yes

Ass Knock by Yod1000 January 9, 2024

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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