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Assknock
Guy 1: Who the fucks knocking on the door!?
Guy 2: It's me jackass!
Guy 1: Why are pounding on the door like your the police assknock!?
Guy 2: Cause my names Kevin Grace bitch, let's go hit the bong.
Guy 2: It's me jackass!
Guy 1: Why are pounding on the door like your the police assknock!?
Guy 2: Cause my names Kevin Grace bitch, let's go hit the bong.
Assknock by Hell Yeah Aaron August 20, 2009
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Assknot
A tangle found in the ass crack consisting of hair, toilet paper, sweat and bits of dried shit. Typically found in men, horrifying when found in women.
Assknot by durkadurkaclick December 17, 2008
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assknocker by Skygod74 September 23, 2007
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assknots by GEORGEhasASSKNOTS November 22, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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