when your boner goes away it becomes a softer
"that drunk girl dancing naked gave me a boner but after she threw up she gave me a softer"
by BLUTBLUNTZ April 4, 2009
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Comparing the softness of 2 or more items/ objects.
I was unimpressed the softerness of the towels.
by Eggyolked August 31, 2018
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A term used to describe a individual who has either refused to do something, or has done something of lesser worth.
Example One:
Joe:"Hey come bungee jumping with the boys today."
Derek:"No, that sounds dangerous."
Joe:"Softer man!"
Example Two:
Derek:"Hey, I got Shirlena's name tatooed on my neck."
Joe:"She's not even your girlfriend!"
Derek:"Yeah, but I know she loves me."
Joe:"Softer man!"
by DEE TRAIN November 24, 2007
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A very pretty comic at www.asofterworld.com. It is so pretty.
"I lost my mind in a softer world."
by Captain Awesome February 4, 2004
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When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft
YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.
by TorontoHoodman123 April 29, 2019
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Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.

Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.
C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!
by Hindusoul October 26, 2010
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A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction
Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"
by sdaawdeasfdwa September 28, 2020
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