assknocker

(noun): The act of engaging in anal intercourse or other forms of faggotry involving the anus.

John is such an assknocker! He pounded James in the pooper until he shit blood.

by Skygod74 September 23, 2007

Assknock

One who knocks on the door like an asshole.

Guy 1: Who the fucks knocking on the door!?

Guy 2: It's me jackass!

Guy 1: Why are pounding on the door like your the police assknock!?

Guy 2: Cause my names Kevin Grace bitch, let's go hit the bong.

by Hell Yeah Aaron August 20, 2009

asskickery

1. The art of kicking ass

2. The process of kicking ass

Being a ninja requires me to be quite proficient in asskickery

I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there

by vick jack November 5, 2004

asscockery

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

asskicker

An entity that ownz other entities.

Germany, asskickers from way back, rolled through France in six weeks.

by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

asskrackery

Complete and utter foolishness.

You cannot drop out of college because of a bad hair day. That would be total asskrackery.

by Davey McGravy May 22, 2007

Asskickers Syndrome

The condition of having such unrealistically high expectations of one's self that anything less than excellence is disappointing. Those with A.K.S. gravitate toward opportunities for achievement to the point of neglecting everyday life. Symptoms include violent mood swings, sore losing, sore winning, and few close relationships.

Larry seems like a nice guy, but he's got a major case of Asskickers Syndrome. Don't challenge him to any competition; he turns into a different person.

by MoeBetta September 19, 2018