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A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
by TheKirkness October 06, 2011
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To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.
Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.
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when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...
omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...
by Bridster April 14, 2005
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