Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Dumbassitude 

The act of being a dumbass and getting an attitude when someone tells you that you are being a dumbass
Man my friend had a bad case of Dumbassitude after I told him to stop being a dumbass and trying to dump his girl
Dumbassitude by TinShells December 4, 2016

DumbAssItis 

a viral infection of the brain which will never completely go away and appears randomly throught ones life

commonly referred to as DAI
The Presidential elections clearly defined even our countries leaders suffer from DumbAssItis.
DumbAssItis by michael February 26, 2005

dumbassity 

Ian's dumbassity of swearing around the teachers got us all screwed.
dumbassity by hbfir December 28, 2005

dumbassity 

(Noun) Extreme stupidity and failure to grasp logic or also the exhibition such stupidity. Something one would expect from a dumbass.
"After a certain age, it would be fair to consider inability to tell time dumbassity."

"The only explanation for such property damage is dumbassity of all involved"
dumbassity by Costa January 3, 2005

dumbassity 

the tenacious predisposition toward being a dumb ass. an alarmingly noticeable character trait in the lives of those whose general existence tends to disprove the theory "survival of the fittest."
The CFO of our company added the number 29 and 30 and came up with a solution of 64; his general dumbassity is astounding.
dumbassity by sandeebean96 January 12, 2009

Dumbassity 

The ability for a person or persons to show how much of a dumbass they are
I would like to help with your project, but unfortunately your "dumbassity" is impeding our progress.
Dumbassity by mij rapp May 18, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
Load more