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Assify 

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adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.

p.tense Assified

con. tense Assifying
He is going to assify that room I just know it.

Did you see how she assified that car?

Why are you assifying what I am trying to say?
Assify by XpideR G August 5, 2009
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ashkify 

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(v) To make ashkenazi, to force someone/something to become ashkenazi
The yeshiva movement in Israel.

Stop trying to ashkify me, im perfictally happy being a superior sephardi.

Shabbos is an ashkified pronnouncation of Shabbat
ashkify by Doodles613 February 21, 2005

Assifying 

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continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.
Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.
Assifying by XpideR G August 5, 2009

assify; assified 

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Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty
1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!
assify; assified by T.A. August 5, 2004

ashkify 

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(v) To make ashkenazi, to force someone/something to become ashkenazi
The yeshiva movement in Israel.

Stop trying to ashkify me, im perfictally happy being a superior sephardi.

Shabbos is an ashkified pronnouncation of Shabbat
ashkify by Doodles613 February 21, 2005

Ashify

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ashify (verb). I do instantly turn an object or person into dust or ash as in Thanos's snap
You can't ashify me if I'm already dead.
Ashify by Cary Kid August 10, 2021
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