Assfun 

When you are gay and you get a prostate exam for the first time

Gay man: “How was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”

Assfun by Cray Cray J June 13, 2018

asstune 

fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.

Sammy smiled and ripped a short but vile asstune as he left the room to go feed the cats.

asstune by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009

Assfuckitis 

Chronic state of being an assfuck.

Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.

Assfuckitis by keifermail August 8, 2009

Assfuckomania 

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.

I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.

Assfuckomania by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

assfucky 

An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.

I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!

assfucky by Inox July 18, 2003

fortnite assfuck 

when you get anally penetrated by a fortnite character

God damnit! This nigga just fortnite assfucked me again from behind.

fortnite assfuck by kelohh May 7, 2018

Assfumble 

Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.

Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!

Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.

Assfumble by Jesus Christ of the LDS December 6, 2012