Assfun
Gay man: “How was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”
Assfun by Cray Cray J June 13, 2018
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asstune
fart, buttgas, flatulence, methane melody, ripper, browncloud, poof - also variable for the name Austin.
asstune by Diogio Rome January 9, 2009
Related Words
Assfun • Assfungle • assfunk • assfunkle • Ass fungi • ass fungus • ass funnel • assfuck • asscunt • assmuncher
Assfuckitis
Assfuckitis by keifermail August 8, 2009
Assfuckomania
Assfuckomania by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009
assfucky
fortnite assfuck
fortnite assfuck by kelohh May 7, 2018
Assfumble
Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.
Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!
Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.
Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.
Assfumble by Jesus Christ of the LDS December 6, 2012
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