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Odor of someone who smells like 10 day old unwashed dirty ass.

That customer that was just here made this place smell like assfunk.

assfunk by Renee V. & Colleen H. January 4, 2009

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Assfuckitis

Chronic state of being an assfuck.

Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.

Assfuckitis by keifermail August 8, 2009

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Assfuckomania

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.

I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.

Assfuckomania by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

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assfucky

An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.

I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!

assfucky by Inox July 18, 2003

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fortnite assfuck

when you get anally penetrated by a fortnite character

God damnit! This nigga just fortnite assfucked me again from behind.

fortnite assfuck by kelohh May 7, 2018

Assfuckatorium

A building (usually university or college level) where the well being of your rectum is disregarded

God damn I have physics in the assfuckatorium today

4U English at TH is held in assfuckatoriums

Assfuckatorium by WAPFTW September 10, 2010

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assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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