assfucky 

An exclamation used in conjunction with sudden disappointment or vexation.

I think that file that I wanted just got deleted. Assfucky!

assfucky by Inox July 18, 2003

Assfuckitis 

Chronic state of being an assfuck.

Sheila has a severe case of assfuckitis.

Assfuckitis by keifermail August 8, 2009

Assfuckomania 

The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.

I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.

Assfuckomania by DoctorVegas December 1, 2009

fortnite assfuck 

when you get anally penetrated by a fortnite character

God damnit! This nigga just fortnite assfucked me again from behind.

fortnite assfuck by kelohh May 7, 2018

Assfuckatorium 

A building (usually university or college level) where the well being of your rectum is disregarded

God damn I have physics in the assfuckatorium today

4U English at TH is held in assfuckatoriums

Assfuckatorium by WAPFTW September 10, 2010

assfuckery 

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009

Captain Assfuck 

Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone

My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck
That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck

Captain Assfuck by koolaidisgood July 27, 2010