Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.
Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!
Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.
Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.
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Something an "edgy" cringe most likely teen says in a meme on Reddit like Reddit is an army or some shit.
Example:
Retard 1: ReDdIt BeTtEr ThAn InStAgRaM
Retard 2: no it's not
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Retard 2: no it's not
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NASM:
section .text
global _start
msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa
len equ $ - msg
_start:
mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
mov eax,1
int 0x80
section .text
global _start
msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa
len equ $ - msg
_start:
mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
mov eax,1
int 0x80
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