Assfungle
Assfungle by I wonder who it is? :O July 18, 2017
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Assfumble
Running into a man and dropping your things as a result. Mark Sanchez is prone to assfumbling, but an assfumble can happen on the street. Walking into a man and dropping your bag or running towards the line of scrimmage and hitting your offensive lineman in the ass, fumbilng.
Football Example: Mark Sanchez has the ball, he makes contact with his lineman, assfumble! Patriots have the ball! Patriots have the ball!
Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.
Everyday example: Man, I was walking to the store when I ran into a guy and totally assfumbled my phone.
Assfumble by Jesus Christ of the LDS December 6, 2012
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Assfungle • assfunkle • assmungle • ass jungle • ass mungler • assbugler • assfinger noogie • assfinkler • Assfumble • assgurgler
Alabama Backwoods Assdangle
The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.
"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."
Alabama Backwoods Assdangle by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011
assmongler
a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.
or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly
or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly
assmongler by juancarlos December 28, 2005
Assfinger
The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.
A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.
Assfinger by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009
assfinger noogie
A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.
assfinger noogie by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017
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