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A large amount of semen, ejaculate
That bitch was so hot I busted a Fat Nut on her tits!!!
by DoctorVegas November 30, 2009

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A prepaid cell phone used to call escorts, drug dealers and vice versa so that law enforcement cannot trace the phone back to you.
I just called an 18 year old escort from craigslist with my Hoe Phone!
by DoctorVegas December 01, 2009

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The current total number of mistresses connected to Tiger Woods. This number of mistresses currently has no end in sight.
Hey Joe, what's today's Tiger Count at?
by DoctorVegas December 09, 2009

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A way of indicating someone's incompetence at trying to complete a task.

Letting someone know that no matter how hard they are trying it is a pretty weak attempt.
Don't hurt yourself trying to act cool enough to pick up pussy.
by DoctorVegas December 02, 2009

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The specific type of "mania" attributed to hyper or intensified high quality anal intercourse.
I found myself in a state of assfuckomania while I was tapping that sweet virgin ass.
by DoctorVegas December 01, 2009

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A very stupid woman, female.
I cannot believe what a dumb shit Megan is, she really is a dopey bitch.
by DoctorVegas December 02, 2009

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DRC
DRC or the "Dick Rub Central" is a covert way to talk about a strip club in front of others who do not know what it means.
"Hey Bob, lets head over to the DRC after work!"
by DoctorVegas December 02, 2009

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