Appleist 

Being rascist to apples

Dude you can't judge an apple by its red or greeness, that's appleist bro

Appleist by SomeTrashYT May 5, 2022

Appleist 

Someone whose religion is Appleism

"Ok, I gotta go buy a new iPhone and replace my old one"

"Go ahead Appleist."

Appleist by VSCPlays July 16, 2024

appleistic 

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

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Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

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appleistic by tafcruss January 2, 2013

Applist

someone who discriminates against apples, an apple racist

"Gee Dennis, don't be such an Applist! What did the apples ever do to you?!"
"I like Honeycrisp, not Fuji apples. Don't even get me started on those Gala apples. They should be put in apple concentration camps."

"Those are called orchards, dumbass."

Applist by OMGsotruuue January 16, 2018

Appleism 

The religion which honors and worships Apple and their products.

I just LOVE my new iPad - I think I'm converting to Appleism!

Hi, I'm a Mac and my religion is Appleism.

Appleism by Chris4 June 10, 2010

applestrapplegrappleberry

Three fruits (apple, strawberry and grape) fused together creating one single fruit; The applestrapplegrappleberry.

Miriam-would you like a deliciouse applestrapplegrappleberry today?

Brittni- why yes I would! ^.^

applestrapplegrappleberry by Lozzeruk January 3, 2009

applestamp 

An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:

-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.

-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.

The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.

The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.

applestamp by kidjay June 27, 2005