An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:
-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.
-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.
The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.
-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.
-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.
The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.
The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.
by kidjay June 27, 2005
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However, these "news" are being genereated by same media on daily basis and every click or participation in comments below the article keep bringing traffic and participation to websites that Applespam.
However, these "news" are being genereated by same media on daily basis and every click or participation in comments below the article keep bringing traffic and participation to websites that Applespam.
Columnist:
New iPhone 15 sadly comes with USB-C connector instead of Lightning connector. A virtuoso like Steve Jobs would never allow that sacrilege if he was alive.
Top Comment:
Every other smartphone comes with same USB-C technology these days. It's about European Union regulation and Steve Jobs would literally have no power over there. Stop b*tching about not having special treatment already and quit applespamming FFS!
New iPhone 15 sadly comes with USB-C connector instead of Lightning connector. A virtuoso like Steve Jobs would never allow that sacrilege if he was alive.
Top Comment:
Every other smartphone comes with same USB-C technology these days. It's about European Union regulation and Steve Jobs would literally have no power over there. Stop b*tching about not having special treatment already and quit applespamming FFS!
by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023
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