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applestamp 

An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:

-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.

-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.

The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.
The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.
applestamp by kidjay June 27, 2005
Words you can keep

Applespamming 

Regularly generating dull articles with little to no relevant information, only to mention some Apple product, such as iPhone, iPad, MacBook, etc. Might include journalist's or online fan base members' opinions that literally help noone with anything and it can only make one question what was the purpose of that shallow article and why does one even click on it.
However, these "news" are being genereated by same media on daily basis and every click or participation in comments below the article keep bringing traffic and participation to websites that Applespam.
Columnist:
New iPhone 15 sadly comes with USB-C connector instead of Lightning connector. A virtuoso like Steve Jobs would never allow that sacrilege if he was alive.

Top Comment:
Every other smartphone comes with same USB-C technology these days. It's about European Union regulation and Steve Jobs would literally have no power over there. Stop b*tching about not having special treatment already and quit applespamming FFS!
Applespamming by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023

applestrapplegrappleberry

Three fruits (apple, strawberry and grape) fused together creating one single fruit; The applestrapplegrappleberry.
Miriam-would you like a deliciouse applestrapplegrappleberry today?

Brittni- why yes I would! ^.^

APPLESMAPPLEE

Hey its APPLESMAPPLEE here!
APPLESMAPPLEE by Apple317 July 15, 2021
To directly slap someone on the throat.
Chuck Norris has replaced his signature roundhouse kick with the appletap.
Appletap by Zachuchan January 30, 2008

Applestalk 

A very important person in a making.
"Bill is the Applestalk of microsoft"
Applestalk by odwarific January 16, 2014

applescapple 

a new word, a misspronounciation of the wor dapiscaple, as n, apiscaple church. misspronounciation came while my aunts frend was tripping on acid. ths mistake has likey not been made snce.
app...apple...applescapp...abis...applescapple? *fits of giggles ensue*
applescapple by b-rett May 9, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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