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applestamp 

An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:

-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.

-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.

The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.
The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.
applestamp by kidjay June 27, 2005
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Applespamming 

Regularly generating dull articles with little to no relevant information, only to mention some Apple product, such as iPhone, iPad, MacBook, etc. Might include journalist's or online fan base members' opinions that literally help noone with anything and it can only make one question what was the purpose of that shallow article and why does one even click on it.
However, these "news" are being genereated by same media on daily basis and every click or participation in comments below the article keep bringing traffic and participation to websites that Applespam.
Columnist:
New iPhone 15 sadly comes with USB-C connector instead of Lightning connector. A virtuoso like Steve Jobs would never allow that sacrilege if he was alive.

Top Comment:
Every other smartphone comes with same USB-C technology these days. It's about European Union regulation and Steve Jobs would literally have no power over there. Stop b*tching about not having special treatment already and quit applespamming FFS!
Applespamming by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023

applestrapplegrappleberry

Three fruits (apple, strawberry and grape) fused together creating one single fruit; The applestrapplegrappleberry.
Miriam-would you like a deliciouse applestrapplegrappleberry today?

Brittni- why yes I would! ^.^

APPLESMAPPLEE

Hey its APPLESMAPPLEE here!
APPLESMAPPLEE by Apple317 July 15, 2021
To directly slap someone on the throat.
Chuck Norris has replaced his signature roundhouse kick with the appletap.
Appletap by Zachuchan January 30, 2008

Applestalk 

A very important person in a making.
"Bill is the Applestalk of microsoft"
Applestalk by odwarific January 16, 2014

applescapple 

a new word, a misspronounciation of the wor dapiscaple, as n, apiscaple church. misspronounciation came while my aunts frend was tripping on acid. ths mistake has likey not been made snce.
app...apple...applescapp...abis...applescapple? *fits of giggles ensue*
applescapple by b-rett May 9, 2005