Appleism 

The religion which honors and worships Apple and their products.

I just LOVE my new iPad - I think I'm converting to Appleism!

Hi, I'm a Mac and my religion is Appleism.

Appleism by Chris4 June 10, 2010

Appleism 

The belief that old devices should be made non-functional and obsolete as quickly as possible, even if they are otherwise still useful.

Appleism is one of the primary causes of E-Waste in the world.

Appleism by Fasteroid May 6, 2023

appleism 

The belief that apples do not have feelings and we should discriminate them.

Let us not do appleism here.

appleism by trd.x14 March 22, 2025

appleistic 

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate

Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate

appleistic by tafcruss January 2, 2013

Applesmash 

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.

I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.

Applesmash by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019

APPLESMAPPLEE

A Gamer and Discordian

Hey its APPLESMAPPLEE here!

APPLESMAPPLEE by Apple317 July 15, 2021

Appleist 

Being rascist to apples

Dude you can't judge an apple by its red or greeness, that's appleist bro

Appleist by SomeTrashYT May 5, 2022