Applist

someone who discriminates against apples, an apple racist

"Gee Dennis, don't be such an Applist! What did the apples ever do to you?!"
"I like Honeycrisp, not Fuji apples. Don't even get me started on those Gala apples. They should be put in apple concentration camps."

"Those are called orchards, dumbass."

by OMGsotruuue January 16, 2018

applist

Someone who likes only certain kinds of apples

"Kelly said she only likes red apples, so she is an applist."

by alswhothehellisthat August 21, 2016

Apptist

A person that is addicted to using iPhone applications and searches for new applications frequently. This person swears that there is an application for everything and that anything can be done through an application.

I love iPhone apps. I have now become an Apptist.

by andyg213 February 27, 2009

applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.

iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!

by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009

appleistic

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate

Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate

by tafcruss January 2, 2013

applestrapplegrappleberry

Three fruits (apple, strawberry and grape) fused together creating one single fruit; The applestrapplegrappleberry.

Miriam-would you like a deliciouse applestrapplegrappleberry today?

Brittni- why yes I would! ^.^

by Lozzeruk January 3, 2009

Applitis

When you believe all of the charger hacks everyone has.

If you put your charger in an asshole and plug it into your phone, you now have Applitis

by LmaoYeet January 25, 2019