Applist

someone who discriminates against apples, an apple racist

"Gee Dennis, don't be such an Applist! What did the apples ever do to you?!"
"I like Honeycrisp, not Fuji apples. Don't even get me started on those Gala apples. They should be put in apple concentration camps."

"Those are called orchards, dumbass."

by OMGsotruuue January 16, 2018