Applestalk 

A very important person in a making.

"Bill is the Applestalk of microsoft"

Applestalk by odwarific January 16, 2014

applesack 

a slang word for the male scrotum

I got punched in the applesack

applesack by Rockmjd23 July 20, 2004

Appletalk 

A routable networking protocol that is of no practical use in the real world as we all use TCP/IP.

If you find a sad-o who owns an Apple product who has a little technical knowledge (as opposed to 99.9% of them who are victims of "Form over Function" even they won't be using Appletalk).

It uses CSMA/CA as opposed to CSMA/CD which is used by Ethernet, but aside from that it's a bit poo!

The only time I ever heard of Appletalk is when I was doing the nteworking course

Appletalk by SapphireHo January 5, 2012

Brayden AppleSnack 

When watching gay porn yell help Brayden Apple Snack and then stop jacking off then wait for someone to enter asking if your ok then after they leave continue on weed whacking till you nutt.

I almost got caught doing the Brayden AppleSnack, a suicide mission

Brayden AppleSnack by Janis1231 December 30, 2020

applestamp 

An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:

-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.

-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.

The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.

The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.

applestamp by kidjay June 27, 2005

applestle 

One who would drink poisoned Kool-Aid if Steve Jobs says so.

Mary, the true applestle that she is, wears a black turtleneck everyday.

applestle by jsaure October 27, 2004

Applestick 

The act of recieving a blowjob while having applesauce on your dick.

Hey, would you like an applestick.

Applestick by Moustache cashstash January 2, 2020