APPLEISG 

A dumb ass that gets 0 bitches and plays mid tag

Hay did u hear that it will take APPLEISG 1020929238377337 years to get 1/4 of a bitch?

APPLEISG by APPLEISG June 6, 2022

appleistic 

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

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Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

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appleistic by tafcruss January 2, 2013

Appleing 

A Michigan past time where you pick un-edible apples off the gound and throw them at trees as hard as you can to see them explode.

Ethan: I'm so bored today. Wanna do something?

Joey: We could go appleing.

Appleing by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019

Appleism 

The religion which honors and worships Apple and their products.

I just LOVE my new iPad - I think I'm converting to Appleism!

Hi, I'm a Mac and my religion is Appleism.

Appleism by Chris4 June 10, 2010

appleing 

The act of masturbation.

"so I was appleing today when..."

appleing by Ally Outbreak January 4, 2009

Appleist 

Being rascist to apples

Dude you can't judge an apple by its red or greeness, that's appleist bro

Appleist by SomeTrashYT May 5, 2022

Toffee appleing 

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole

Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!

Toffee appleing by Joelad84 October 19, 2016