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APPLEISG 

A dumb ass that gets 0 bitches and plays mid tag
Hay did u hear that it will take APPLEISG 1020929238377337 years to get 1/4 of a bitch?
APPLEISG by APPLEISG June 6, 2022
Words you can keep

appleistic 

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

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Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

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appleistic by tafcruss January 2, 2013

Appleing 

A Michigan past time where you pick un-edible apples off the gound and throw them at trees as hard as you can to see them explode.
Ethan: I'm so bored today. Wanna do something?

Joey: We could go appleing.
Appleing by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019

Appleism 

The religion which honors and worships Apple and their products.
I just LOVE my new iPad - I think I'm converting to Appleism!

Hi, I'm a Mac and my religion is Appleism.
Appleism by Chris4 June 10, 2010

appleing 

"so I was appleing today when..."
appleing by Ally Outbreak January 4, 2009

Appleist 

Being rascist to apples
Dude you can't judge an apple by its red or greeness, that's appleist bro
Appleist by SomeTrashYT May 5, 2022

Toffee appleing 

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole
Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!
Toffee appleing by Joelad84 October 19, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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