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a person who is just a complete bitch and is always talkin sum shit
“‘man if you don’t shut the fuck up, you appledick”
appledick by davesthename June 24, 2019
The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!

applesack 

a slang word for the male scrotum
I got punched in the applesack
applesack by Rockmjd23 July 20, 2004

appleistic 

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate
Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate
appleistic by tafcruss January 2, 2013

appleslicesb 

the prettiest, loveliest, and most beautiful person in the whole universe 😩😩<333
"have you heard of appleslicesb aka Isabella? 😱😱"

"yeah! they're the loveliest person to exist I hear!😱😱😱"
appleslicesb by robin <3 August 31, 2021

appletuck 

the act of a woman (or man in some instances) sticking his/her breast into a man/woman's anus
Wow, Shirley gave me an appletuck last night! Her tits are huge!
appletuck by thesbians 06-07 January 20, 2007