Appleholic

Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.

Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.

Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.

by Gicky May 3, 2010

ackleholic

An ackleholic is a person addicted to everything related to Jensen Ross Ackles .

I don't drink , I only need some Ackles to feel better.

Been a ackleholic for years now and there's no light at the end of the tunnel.

by Wayward_whores October 15, 2017

Appaholic

Someone who is addicted to buying apps for their iPhone, iPod, or their iPad.

I have spent almost 100 bucks worth of apps today. I think I am an appaholic.

by IPaduser May 1, 2010

appleloli

A word used to describe somebody who decides to use there nutsack to masturbate. Instead of stroking their penis they will rub their nuts on the first thing they see, usually somebody underage.

John: Hey did you see Jerry yesterday? He got arrested for being an appleloli.

Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.

by Toll September 5, 2018

Appaholic

A person on the internet who is addicted to the apps on Myspace and Facebook, and have tons of them

Tom has, Mobsters, Mafia Wars, Rockstars and heroes he is an Appaholic!

by Mike1183 October 23, 2008

appleslicesb

the prettiest, loveliest, and most beautiful person in the whole universe 😩😩<333

"have you heard of appleslicesb aka Isabella? 😱😱"

"yeah! they're the loveliest person to exist I hear!😱😱😱"

by robin <3 August 31, 2021

Appaholic

A person who buy's multiple Apple products such as the iPhone and MacBook.

Person 1: Lets go check out the iTouches!
Person 2: Your such an Appaholic

by SlangDude November 28, 2012