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Appshole

Someone who is so busy playing with the apps on their iPhone/blackberry that they can't be bothered to interact with the world around them.
So, there I was talking to my best friend, and he just ignored me to play with some stupid app he just downloaded. What an appshole!
by luddite666 February 18, 2010
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appshole

Someone who is obsessed with their iPhone and feels a need to share all the applications (or apps) that they have with everyone.
Jon is so obsessed with his new iPhone. His is such an appshole.
by Dr. Panda March 28, 2009
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appshole

when a friend or a niece/nephew plays with your phone and deletes or otherwise ruins the functionality of your applications
what the hell Sherry? your little appshole son locked up my Instagram app.
by Jay dubyah April 21, 2018
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Appholes

Those geeks who are always showing off the latest and greatest app's for their hip new iPhones in front of their friends, particularly those who still use ancient cell phones.
Fred and Wilma think they're so cool cause they know when to go to the bathroom during the movies, using their new "piss-app" from Apple. They are such appholes; do they also need an app to tell them when to eat?
by tuffy53 December 21, 2009
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apphole

A person who is constantly annoying other people with information and sound effects via iphone apps.
Judy is such an apphole now. She was much cooler before she got her iphone.
by Zazzuu May 16, 2009
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apphole

A person with a smartphone that has access to thousands of free apps and becomes obsessed with them, and spends 25 hours a day looking through, and downloading, apps. They are consumed by them the way Ursula is consumed with the persuit of king Tritan's crown and staff of power.
Put down your ****ing phone and take care of your kids for Pete's sake. I'm gonna call CPS, apphole.
by caliwilli September 12, 2010
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Apphole

1. A person who either is under the employment of Apple, Inc. or knowingly uses their products fully knowing their business practices.

2. An ignorant person who uses and promotes Apple products that is unaware of Apple's questionable business practices; a "hole" in their head; brainless.
"I hear Apple is filing another injunction against Samsung for something they say they 'invented' even though Samsung provides the components for most of their devices. What a bunch of appholes!"

"What did you say? I was too busy listening to music on iTunes through my iPhone and asking Siri to find songs for me. By the way, did you know that Samsung stole Apple's invention of voice recognition that it uses in Siri?

...you're such an apphole."
by feigningfigure April 9, 2012
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