Applehans 

Feeling a girl up.

Having hands suit for touching boobs

He's got some good applehans

Applehans by boobies for life May 10, 2010

applecaps 

Refers to Apple, and its use of capital letters on a word's secondary letter. Usually applied to words beginning with "i" in order to market apple products. Examples of this includes iTunes, iPod, iMac, etcetera. Can also be used in written texts for humurous effect, see example below.

examples of applecaps:
"iHate you bitch"
"iAte your lunch"
"iSpent your money"
"iLove you"
"iHope this is a good definition ;)"

applecaps by Firelovesugar February 17, 2009

Applelanche 

A lot of apples tumbling to the floor at once.

The word came from Avalanche. An avanlanche of apples.

Example: In a shop, the stand holding the apples, collapses sending all the apples to the floor at once.

When the stand in the store holding the apples collapsed, it sent all the apples to the floor in an Applelanche

Applelanche by Potato Implosion October 3, 2009

apprehensive orgasm 

Having an orgasm when you're frightened or anxious about something important to settle your nerves and calm you down.

I had an apprehensive orgasm before my audition.

apprehensive orgasm by Cosmic243 February 3, 2014

Appleause 

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release

There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.

Appleause by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011

Applevangelist 

A person who is a fan of all things that Apple Computers produces and will actively try and convert others while bashing any competing technology on forums or even in public.

These people do not represent the average user of Apple products.

Oh no, hide your Droid, here comes Steve the Applevangelist.

Applevangelist by cal41 January 14, 2011

Appleanus 

The little hole in an apple filled pastry or doughnut. When you bite the doughnut, the "appleanus" swells and typically spits out a little apple-poo, then sucks it back in.

Hey, Parker! You've leaked some fruit filling from your Appleanus!
Where, Topher??
It's on your chin.
Yummmm.

Appleanus by ChristopherCeilidh December 7, 2010