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Appleanus

The little hole in an apple filled pastry or doughnut. When you bite the doughnut, the "appleanus" swells and typically spits out a little apple-poo, then sucks it back in.
Hey, Parker! You've leaked some fruit filling from your Appleanus!
Where, Topher??
It's on your chin.
Yummmm.
by ChristopherCeilidh December 7, 2010
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Appledusk

A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.
Damn, Appledusk is such a dick.
by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021
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buy applause on itunes YAAAASS GAGA YAAAS
by buttbotox November 6, 2013
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Applause

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.
"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."
by Butterman505 December 8, 2009
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Appleappsy

If someone is so annoyingly crazy about new apps on his/her iphone that you wish he/she collapses.
She: Oh my gosh! You already got that new app on you iphone?

He: I don't have an iph–

She: (interrupting with enourmous speed) –it's da best. you should get it. it's hilarious! you seen that? - i took a picture of you now you look like lady gaga! i twittered it to my facebookfriends. they love it.

He: Get appleappsy!
by rinibiniwurst September 14, 2010
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Appleause

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release
There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.
by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011
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Beatnik Applause

A form of applause whereby the middle finger and thumb of both hands are repeatedly snapped/clicked instead of clapped. Beatnik applause was developed in the cafes of the 1950s/1960s by the Beatnik/Beat Generation. Many "Beat Poet" fans of this period now suffer from severe arthritic inflammation of the thumb and middle finger.
POET: "The room suddenly went into a mad darkness. A spotlight pierced blackness like a white devil's knife. A voice rose and screamed. Words of beauty cutting my throat. A poem of life, of love, of doom. My years on Earth summed and fooled."

CROWD: Beatnik Applause
by PopeMichael May 13, 2010
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