Appleause 

ap-ple-ause, (apəlˈlôz)

Variation of "applause".

The rabid excitement following an Apple product launch, and/or praise of a new Apple product as the grand solution to the collective issues of the previous iterations.

This usually leads to an impulse purchase resulting in either:

1) vehement denial of any and all flaws regarding said product
2) bemoaning any and all flaws regarding said product and its rushed or illogical release

There was so much appleause surrounding the release of the white iPhone that no one paid attention to the fact that it was an identical device with no new features.

Best example: watch any Apple keynote or product launch.

Appleause by TheProfessorA2 December 2, 2011

Alabama Appleseed 

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!

Alabama Appleseed by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Appledusk 

A Riverclan Warrior who cheated on his sweet wife, Reedshine, and aided in Mapleshade's mental breakdown through being such a manwhore. Treated everyone in his family like crap and was a terrible dad. Didn't deserve hell- but deserved what he got.

Damn, Appledusk is such a dick.

Appledusk by OaklandNachos April 5, 2021

Jawny Appleseed 

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.

Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe

Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012

Catra Applesauce Meowmeow 

The full name of Catra from the show She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.
Her best friend, Adora, named her after finding her in a box.

I’m serious, look it up.

Adora: Catra, put the sword down.

Catra: No!

Adora: Catra Applesauce Meowmeow, drop the sword right now or so help me.

Catra: ...maybe.

Catra Applesauce Meowmeow by CactusWithAHeart December 8, 2020

applesauce penguin 

A sentence daddy Damon salvatore says in the vampire diares season 8 episode 3 , at 15:57 bcz he needed help from his brother stefan but he cant physically make himself form the words bcz sybil low jacked/altered his brain so whenever he tries to form the words to tell stefan whats going on it just comes out as "applesauce penguin" .

Whenever i try and form the words to tell you whats going on it just comes out applesauce penguin.

applesauce penguin by urmom$daughter_ September 27, 2020

Niggas in My Applesauce 

Something you say when you are angry or when you do something wrong. Replaces the word fuck. "Applesauce" can also be swapped with words such as soup, porridge, stew, or chowder.

*On a killstreak in MW3 and get noob toobed*
"NIGGAS IN MY APPLESAUCE!"

Niggas in My Applesauce by pancakehands November 17, 2011