Amputable 

Worthy of being amputated.

His leg is is so infected its amputable.

His penis is so infected its amputable.

Amputable by Slzgd June 28, 2022

Amputantement 

(n.)
A form of irrational response to a situation.
A freak out session, most commonly found with females.

"Why are you having an amputantement about this?"

Amputantement by Amputantement February 25, 2017

Un-find-out-aboutable

Something that is unable to be found out about or simply will never be known.

The true beginning of the universe is un-find-out-aboutable.

Un-find-out-aboutable by Klendathu October 16, 2008

The Amputated Hand 

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

The Amputated Hand by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

Amputate 

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.

Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."

Amputate by ebarb44 March 6, 2010

Amputated

Getting so fucked up that you feel like you lost limbs

mark and nick were so amputated at that party last night

Amputated by Mfp420 December 28, 2010

amputate 

The act of chopping off the cock.

timmy: hey mommy whens the next time i can visit my 5 year old sister? her black hole is cool.
mom: YOU SCREWED YOUR SISTER! then its time for some sexa amputation.
timmy: NOO MOMMY IM SORRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mom: woo i got a new dildo, i liked my dads better though.

amputate by YO MY HO February 27, 2003