Amputated

Getting so fucked up that you feel like you lost limbs

mark and nick were so amputated at that party last night

by Mfp420 December 28, 2010

Amputated

So mashed its like you have no limbs left ...

Man i was so fucked on dodge k last night... i was amputated

by Amputee January 16, 2009

The Amputated Hand

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

Amputantement

(n.)
A form of irrational response to a situation.
A freak out session, most commonly found with females.

"Why are you having an amputantement about this?"

by Amputantement February 25, 2017

Foreskin amputation

Another term for circumcision.

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2009

Amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.

by SeraphimBitches June 15, 2021

Amputate

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.

Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."

by ebarb44 March 6, 2010