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accuntable 

When someone's being a bitch about responsibilities, either showing a failure to take care of them or passing them on to someone else.
Sandra hasn't done shit around the house in days and when I asked her to fluff the drapes she told me to put down my macramé and do it myself. That bitch needs to be held accuntable.
accuntable by Sandra's Lover April 2, 2011

puntable dog 

Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.

Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.

Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
puntable dog by qwerty1 August 3, 2009

puntable 

tiny dog that stands at the perfect height to be a field goal waiting to happen, coupled with the attitude to deserve it. also mailbox dog.
"the way that dog looks at you, it's just a field goal waiting to happen. damn puntables."

"i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, 'forty yards, anyone?'"
puntable by angus bohanon July 1, 2006

aquantable

"I swear to every God in the Heavens, if my wings do not have extra mild sauce, an aquantable amount of mild sauce, I will call them up and order them to give me 24 free wings. I've done it once, I'm not afraid to do it again"
aquantable by John/Anthony August 4, 2007

puntable 

any little child or midget that is about knee high on the average 6" tall person
that kid is puntable
puntable by drum_sarge November 1, 2009

The Puntable Scale

A scale of measurement from 1-10 used to outline the degree of ease used upon kicking an object. Whether it be a small dog at a 1, or an annoying unattractive girl at a 10.
Dude, check out that chick. She has gotta be a 6 or 7 on The Puntable Scale