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Amputate 

To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.
Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."
Amputate by ebarb44 March 6, 2010
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amputate 

The act of chopping off the cock.
timmy: hey mommy whens the next time i can visit my 5 year old sister? her black hole is cool.
mom: YOU SCREWED YOUR SISTER! then its time for some sexa amputation.
timmy: NOO MOMMY IM SORRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mom: woo i got a new dildo, i liked my dads better though.
amputate by YO MY HO February 27, 2003

Amputantement 

(n.)
A form of irrational response to a situation.
A freak out session, most commonly found with females.
"Why are you having an amputantement about this?"
Amputantement by Amputantement February 25, 2017

Foreskin amputation

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

The Amputated Hand 

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.
Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.
The Amputated Hand by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

Amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.
Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.
Chicano slang for hurry up, but replacing the "r" in "apurate" with "t", it means "Bitch hurry up", or "hurry up bitch!'
YOU GOING SOOO SLOWWW !! OMG APUTATE!!!
aputate by Prieta J March 30, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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