Amputate

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To completely cut off or end an intimate relationship with a guy or girl.

Jeff: "Man, I caught her cheating again tonight. I know she loves me, but still it hurts every time. I don't know what to do."
Jeff's friend: "You know Jeff, I'm sorry about this, but I think we're going to have to amputate. Lock the doors, Marty!"
*Marty locks doors*
Jeff's friend: "You're not seeing her tonight, Jeff, or ever again."

Amputate by ebarb44 March 6, 2010

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amputate

The act of chopping off the cock.

timmy: hey mommy whens the next time i can visit my 5 year old sister? her black hole is cool.
mom: YOU SCREWED YOUR SISTER! then its time for some sexa amputation.
timmy: NOO MOMMY IM SORRY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mom: woo i got a new dildo, i liked my dads better though.

amputate by YO MY HO February 27, 2003

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Amputantement

(n.)
A form of irrational response to a situation.
A freak out session, most commonly found with females.

"Why are you having an amputantement about this?"

Amputantement by Amputantement February 25, 2017

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Foreskin amputation

Another term for circumcision.

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

Foreskin amputation by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2009

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The Amputated Hand

The act of "rubbing one out" without the use of hands. This can be done various different ways. The most popular way is grinding against one's own pants.

Ricky was busy playing guitar, so he used The Amputated Hand trick.

The Amputated Hand by Asher Levi September 16, 2010

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Amputationist

Someone with a PHD in amputation.

Kez: what's in the drain?
Debbie: The Greys Anatomy Medical book is the best book for the novice amputationist.

Amputationist by SeraphimBitches June 15, 2021

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aputate

Chicano slang for hurry up, but replacing the "r" in "apurate" with "t", it means "Bitch hurry up", or "hurry up bitch!'

YOU GOING SOOO SLOWWW !! OMG APUTATE!!!

aputate by Prieta J March 30, 2016

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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