Alfster

1) A mythical urban superhero who haunts inner ring suburbs righting wrongs by infiltrating and undermining groups of menaces to society and rendering them mindless with his tricks.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.

1)"We thought the Alfster was just one of us until he disappeared leaving us with a headache and empty wallets. On top of all of that he ended up with all of our women by the end of the night."
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.

Alfster by Petergozinya May 26, 2009

Alister 

Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it

Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?

Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.

Alister by AiDaN1@#GjThUrfgHR December 16, 2019

Alister 

Alisters are usually funny and charming guys. They may not be the brightest but they have big hearts and will never fail to make you smile.

No one can compare to Alister

Alister by Hyena Hut Studios February 27, 2017

Alaster 

He's one of the cuter guys with the sexiest body you'll find. He's sweet and caring at times but he can also be the biggest dick ever...But in the end he will care for who he loves and you're pretty lucky if he loves you! I'll do anything for an Alaster they are completely one of a kind and they all have their own special thing. Alasters are overal great and fun people to talk and hang out with.

Woah was that an Alaster, he's a damn fine piece of ass!

Alaster by stacey_themilf May 28, 2014

Alester 

An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.

Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"

Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"

Alester by noemiebutyouresayingitwrong March 12, 2020

Alister 

A girl who won’t stop having kids in Ft calls (Seth)

Person 1: I’m prego again from the ft call
Person2: Don’t become Alister

Alister by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

Alster 

An Alster is like the Arnold Palmer of alcoholic beverages. It is a half and half mixture of beer and lemonade. An Alster is the perfect for any situation.

1) Hey Evan, do not go near the Alster, get your own!

2) Yo Steve, pass the Alst.

Alster by IDrinkAllTheFuckingTime January 4, 2010