Alster 

An Alster is like the Arnold Palmer of alcoholic beverages. It is a half and half mixture of beer and lemonade. An Alster is the perfect for any situation.

1) Hey Evan, do not go near the Alster, get your own!

2) Yo Steve, pass the Alst.

Alster by IDrinkAllTheFuckingTime January 4, 2010

alternative hair color 

When someone dyes their hair outrageous colors; as with Punky Color or Manic Panic. Awesome & Fun!

When my hair was purple, I had alternative hair color & Loved it! So did all my family & friends!

alternative hair color by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Absternity 

Another term for oyster.

“Damn, this absternity is delicious.”

Absternity by cringe terminator June 6, 2019

Alternative facts 

A fancy way to say bullshit.

"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"

Alternative facts by Trumpdump January 22, 2017

Alternative Music 

A less intense version of rock and a more intense version of pop. Typically strays from the generic lyrics of pop. Lots of sub-categories, but the main two are alternative rock and alternative pop. Pretty much anything that doesn't fall into the distinct categories like rock, pop, jazz, classical, etc.

It also includes a lot of musical techniques found in other genres. Not very limited creatively.

Alternative music is amazing. Some bands are The Strokes, Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, New Politics, Weezer, The Kooks, Cage the Elephant, The Moth and The Flame, alt-J, Modest Mouse, Paramore, Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Cold War Kids, Phoenix, Muse, Bastille, and Keane. Just to name a few.

Alternative Music by anne anoymous April 18, 2017

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey. Period.

Hey, are you listening to the Queen of Alternative?
Yes, I am listening to Lana Del Rey's album Norman F**king Rockwell!

Queen of Alternative by stream Norman F**king Rockwell September 13, 2020

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey

Queen of Alternative is Billies fav lana del rey

Queen of Alternative by anonymous September 14, 2020