Alyster 

A person known for his extreme mood swings, and gayness. Usually found in basements, Alysters are non-social creatures that love to play games. Such as TF2, and Overwatch. The computer is an Alysters' life source, and must be on at all times unless turned off by the Alyster. If you ever think about getting an Alyster, don't. These creatures will forever be free. If you ever see an Alyster in danger, call us never. 'Cause we don't care! All Alysters are male btw, you can figure out how they reproduce.

"Is that an Alyster?"
"No, that's called a gae."
"Ohkai."

Alyster by Ladleboi October 12, 2018

Alyster 

Alyster pronunciation is Alastair His name means Defender , helper. Pronunciation: Alistair

Alyster is a perfect baby boy name and personality that is charismatic & a full life .

Alyster by Musicismyclarity February 23, 2022

Alyster 

Alyster is a tromboner with Gatorade and a big penis

I’m Alyster

Alyster by Nerdy Man Inc August 20, 2022

Alyste 

Youtuber of popular hypixel minigame bedwars, is a god at bedwars

hey everyone it's alyste and welcome back to another video and today i'm going to be playing some more solo bedwars because i don't know i just i woke up this morning and i was like you know what i want to record i actually already recorded around i went severely off topic

Alyste by alytwt October 9, 2020

Alister 

Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it

Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?

Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.

Alister by AiDaN1@#GjThUrfgHR December 16, 2019

Alfster

1) A mythical urban superhero who haunts inner ring suburbs righting wrongs by infiltrating and undermining groups of menaces to society and rendering them mindless with his tricks.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.

1)"We thought the Alfster was just one of us until he disappeared leaving us with a headache and empty wallets. On top of all of that he ended up with all of our women by the end of the night."
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.

Alfster by Petergozinya May 26, 2009

Alister 

Alisters are usually funny and charming guys. They may not be the brightest but they have big hearts and will never fail to make you smile.

No one can compare to Alister

Alister by Hyena Hut Studios February 27, 2017