A person known for his extreme mood swings, and gayness. Usually found in basements, Alysters are non-social creatures that love to play games. Such as TF2, and Overwatch. The computer is an Alysters' life source, and must be on at all times unless turned off by the Alyster. If you ever think about getting an Alyster, don't. These creatures will forever be free. If you ever see an Alyster in danger, call us never. 'Cause we don't care! All Alysters are male btw, you can figure out how they reproduce.
"Is that an Alyster?"
"No, that's called a gae."
"Ohkai."
by Ladleboi October 13, 2018
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Youtuber of popular hypixel minigame bedwars, is a god at bedwars
hey everyone it's alyste and welcome back to another video and today i'm going to be playing some more solo bedwars because i don't know i just i woke up this morning and i was like you know what i want to record i actually already recorded around i went severely off topic
by alytwt October 10, 2020
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Alyster is a tromboner with Gatorade and a big penis
I’m Alyster
by Nerdy Man Inc August 20, 2022
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Alyster pronunciation is Alastair His name means Defender , helper. Pronunciation: Alistair
Alyster is a perfect baby boy name and personality that is charismatic & a full life .
by Musicismyclarity February 23, 2022
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