Alister 

Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it

Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?

Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.

Alister by AiDaN1@#GjThUrfgHR December 16, 2019

Alister 

Alisters are usually funny and charming guys. They may not be the brightest but they have big hearts and will never fail to make you smile.

No one can compare to Alister

Alister by Hyena Hut Studios February 27, 2017

Alister 

A girl who won’t stop having kids in Ft calls (Seth)

Person 1: I’m prego again from the ft call
Person2: Don’t become Alister

Alister by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

alister 

A derisive reference to a very minor celebrity. Closer to z-lister.

Did you see last year's Big Brother loser in the papers again? What an alister!

alister by N Ewon December 3, 2007

Alister 

Your dad that claps your mom while she’s enjoying dropping the soap.He is very cool and helps people when he does this actions they don’t know what to do because of the awesomeness.YOU FUCK

Alister clapped my mom and I could here it from 87 miles away.

Alister by Miningdiamondsfor3tears March 22, 2019

Alister 

A boy who blossom loves so much and would make babies

Alister: hi
Blossom: omg hi ily
Alister: date me bb gorl
Blossom: dim da lights bb ;)

Alister by hot cynthia ;) June 8, 2020

Alister 

Alister is the type of guy that has an anus wider than the Caspian Sea.

Yo FUCK MAN, THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ALISTER ANUS

Alister by chad man with a big band August 31, 2020