alister

A derisive reference to a very minor celebrity. Closer to z-lister.

Did you see last year's Big Brother loser in the papers again? What an alister!

by N Ewon November 09, 2007

Alister

Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it

Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?

Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.

by AiDaN1@#GjThUrfgHR December 16, 2019

Alister

Alisters are usually funny and charming guys. They may not be the brightest but they have big hearts and will never fail to make you smile.

No one can compare to Alister

by Hyena Hut Studios February 27, 2017

Alister

A girl who won’t stop having kids in Ft calls (Seth)

Person 1: I’m prego again from the ft call
Person2: Don’t become Alister

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 25, 2022

alist

A freaky and innocent person all in one.

Bro, she's such an alist.

John: Kayla is the biggest alist ever!

Mike: How?
John: She told me she didn't know what blowjob mean but then sucked me so good!

Joseph: She was such an alist last night, unreal!
Matt: What a lucky man you are! That's the best combo of freakiness and innocence.

by junkyxoxoxo April 12, 2020

Alister

Your dad that claps your mom while she’s enjoying dropping the soap.He is very cool and helps people when he does this actions they don’t know what to do because of the awesomeness.YOU FUCK

Alister clapped my mom and I could here it from 87 miles away.

by Miningdiamondsfor3tears March 23, 2019

super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis

like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.

Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..

by toasty816 November 18, 2010