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A "hasbeen" crane inspector who always tells you that your crane needs a new wire rope regardless of it's condition.
Mike "the rope" wrote us up again on the crane report. He said we need to replace the wire rope that was just installed last month.
by Petergozinya May 21, 2009
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Charlie Sheen is known to have Tiger Blood running through his veins because he can party with the best of them.
Charlie learned all he knows about drinking, drugs, and women from the Alfster.
Charlie learned all he knows about drinking, drugs, and women from the Alfster.
by Petergozinya March 02, 2011
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1) A Chick with a fast car.
2) When a long term plan works out and everything goes smoothly as if it was written in a book.
2) When a long term plan works out and everything goes smoothly as if it was written in a book.
1) The perky little blonde in the vintage Hemi Cuda passed me on the freeway doing at least 85 mph. She was tits up and wheelin.
2) The Alfster sat back and waited patiently for the fool to fall into his zealot rose trap. Soon, everything would be tits up and wheelin.
2) The Alfster sat back and waited patiently for the fool to fall into his zealot rose trap. Soon, everything would be tits up and wheelin.
by Petergozinya September 21, 2009
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When looking for clues to a riddle or puzzle backfires on a person and causes the clueless person to be the object of attention.
1) Jeremy thought he was so smart until he dug so deep into the mystery at work that he inadvertently got his {ppmo} buddy Brian in trouble for the accident. Should have left well enough alone instead of getting himself snidisized.
2) I wish I could have been there when the {zole} {snidisized} the {kpi} program by telling everybody to " Check this out".
3) Do you think the "Mad Bomber" at the school was really the kid that got sent away or do you think that he was snidisized by the {Alfster}.
2) I wish I could have been there when the {zole} {snidisized} the {kpi} program by telling everybody to " Check this out".
3) Do you think the "Mad Bomber" at the school was really the kid that got sent away or do you think that he was snidisized by the {Alfster}.
by Petergozinya June 04, 2009
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1) A popular midwest pornstar from the seventies known for exposing himself to Jehova's Witness women every chance he had.
1) When the door opened, the girl from the church was greeted by Steamer McLovin holding his hairy crank. She giggled and then proceeded to drop to her knees and take his purple head into her mouth. Steamer stood with his hands on his hips and said "Witness this, bitch".
by Petergozinya May 17, 2010
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A ticket broker who can sell concert tickets for prime seats while collecting wages at his day job which makes it "sweet" for him and "sweet" for the person getting the deal on the seats at great concerts.
Sweetseats got himself fired for selling Garth Brooks tickets when the IT Dept at his employer presented evidence to the troll in HR.
by Petergozinya May 25, 2009
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1) A mythical urban superhero who haunts inner ring suburbs righting wrongs by infiltrating and undermining groups of menaces to society and rendering them mindless with his tricks.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
1)"We thought the Alfster was just one of us until he disappeared leaving us with a headache and empty wallets. On top of all of that he ended up with all of our women by the end of the night."
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
by Petergozinya May 26, 2009
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