alchoholic 

A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.

When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.

alchoholic by Jock January 7, 2005

Alchoholic 

see: Jesus

yo man you got a problem, you're an alchoholic

Alchoholic by Tristan June 6, 2004

Alchoholic fountain 

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

Alchoholic fountain by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021

Raging alchoholic 

A person that drinks horribly to where their pothetic lungs are black as an african american that lives in africa

An example of a raging alchoholic is Sariah Warnke

Raging alchoholic by Paul_Bunyan-69_420 March 24, 2019

young alchoholic

Someone doesn't think/foresee that they will ever do the things the assholes of an older generation (especially their asshole father) did, because they are so much more compassionate and hip in their 20s than the people before them.

This young alchoholic is going to change the guard and the world into what exactly? Something better than it is now, something improved? People have been trying to do that for millenia, and look how fucked up the world and the people in it still are. I think he needs a little tough love, he already gets enough compassion from people.

young alchoholic by The Original Agahnim October 18, 2021

Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous

Bill. W. (Wilson) & Dr. Bob (Smith) founded AA in 1935 in Akron, Ohio. In 2001, there were an estimated Over 2 Million members in 108,000 groups meeting in approximately 150 countries around the World! AA has helped So Very Many people & if you're having a layover at an airport or bus station, you can have them page "Friends of Bill W." so you'll have another recovering alcoholic to talk with! Sane for NA, which sprang from AA, just page "Friends of Jimmy K.". Most people there won't know what you're talking about.

Thank the Creator for the Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous, Bill W. & Dr. Bob!

Founders of Alcoholics Anonymous by Starchylde June 7, 2016

altoholic 

When used in reference to MMORPG's (Massive Multi-Player Online Role Playing Games), such as World of Warcraft or Everquest, refers to a person who creates many different characters, rather than just one or two. May also be used to refer to a player who creates characters on many different servers of the same game, where the experiences they see will often be different from each other.

Use of the word is intended to be comical in nature, a play on the word "alcoholic" and will often garner laughter from others if used correctly.

Often only used online, and usually only on chat forums.

"I have over twenty characters spread out over five servers! I'm such an altoholic!"

altoholic by Anonymouswowguys August 19, 2006