1007 definitions by The Original Agahnim

Also known as DJ Unpleasant. The guy that takes everyone's fun away.
Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.

Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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They already have black Jesus and black Santa, so why not a black Lincoln (a savior figure that is missing)? That way people can quit treating the "founding fathers" like Greek Gods, since saying they were not perfect people would be an improvement for some of them.
Black Lincoln doesn't have a memorial in Washington, yet the white Lincoln seems to be revered among all groups, that doesn't seem fair.
by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022
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Someone that writes laws, rules, restrictions, guidelines, and mandates.
She thought of him as more of a bureaucrat than a worthy opponent (a warrior like her).
by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021
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A renowned and profound revolutionary of graffiti in all forms of art from music to literature to visual arts.
One difference between Bach von Hitler and Ana Pascal was that Ana Pascal wasn't shallow and didn't much care for shallow or pretentious college dorks. She wasn't just trying to fuck with the heads of other characters by claiming to be Ana Pascal, that really was her character in the movie, and it was done for a movie.
by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021
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A nunchaka artist.
Michelangelo wouldn't use a Korean martial arts weapon, he would use a nunchaka to paint.
by The Original Agahnim November 5, 2021
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A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Someone that is grown on the surface, and a child under the skin.
The reverse man child found the courage to steal on that dude that he/she never had as a kid, though he had had his eye blacked before, and didn't know what what was particularly impressive about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
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