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A catapult that doesn't use rocks, but hungry sharks for ammunition.
the sharkapult is one of the 21st centuries most deadly weapon.
by tristan December 14, 2004

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Spanish word. Me = to me and Duele = causes pain.
Me duele mi ojo, hombre.
by Tristan February 23, 2004

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for real
Aznguy1: yo im pregnant
Aznguy2: no you arent..
Aznguy3: no frealz i am
by Tristan August 29, 2003

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An advanced stage of boredom.
Ah crap! I'm so borededed!
by Tristan May 02, 2004

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A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.
Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.
by Tristan September 10, 2003

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(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!
by Tristan January 24, 2005

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discipline master hu seems to strike fear in the hearts of students in Serangoon Garden.

various forms of torturous punishments like apolo turn, and the cock steaming cane. (where he wld let the guys watch porn and when it is straight, he wld whack it so hard u wish u nv had a dick)
"I have a prefect hu live in Jurong and he is never late for school!"

"George come here! Do the appolo turn now!"
by Tristan April 26, 2005

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