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Alaika is a pretty girl. She is talented and smart. She always helps people and she is kind-hearted. She helps poor people to be happy. Later when she grew up she will be the success girl and the kindest women. She lost some of her members family. The boy that is her boyfriend or married to her he will be lucky until his life end. He will be the luckiest husband on earth. She is smart and full of talented things she can do. She is a shy girl, but not always. She sometimes a communicator person. She has a big gift but no one knows what is the gift. She is a gorgeous girl later when she is a big independent woman.
Alaika is an interesting person.
Alaika by Mysterycreautures September 2, 2018
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Alaika is a girl name. Alaika is a pretty girl. She is talented also smart. She is actually a lucky girl. Whoever like her, become her girlfriend or married to her that man will be lucky. She is a gift by God.
Alaika is a gifted girl.
alaika by Mysterycreautures September 2, 2018
Alaiza is a kind hearted very meme and vine obsessed girl who always makes you laugh. She’s the one that you can always count on for anything. Sh won’t let you down! She is one that you have to get to know to like. She’s pretty, cute, and caring. Everyone loves her and is jealous when she is better friends with someone than them. She cares for her friends so so much and will never let them go. Lemme tell you, she’s a keeper!
Alaiza is so funny she gets me laughing my ass off.
Alaiza by YourBFFMo June 16, 2018
Most beautiful,talented,intelligent, kind, spontaneous, girls you’ll bet meet. Loves to dance and joke around. Easy to love once you get through a couple layers, stobborn and may push you away but you have to know that she’ll be okay if you do break through her pushing you away and love her. Friends are very important to her. On a moments notice she’ll do something crazy. Strong willed and can get through anything. Hates Carmex.
“Alaiyah is my freaking BESTFRIEND!!!”
Alaiyah by G.s.r.0.2 October 10, 2017

Alaskan crab cake 

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.
Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.
Alaskan Blowhole by DLDLP February 8, 2017
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