alabama s'more

When you get your d*ck and put marshmellows on it roast it then masterbate.

John was asked if he ever had an Alabama S'more but he never had the chance to

alabama s'more by P3RS0NA March 19, 2017

Alabama s’more 

When you do anal and you get shit stuck in your foreskin.

“Dude, my girlfriend gave me an Alabama s’more last night.”

Alabama s’more by shoelace June 24, 2019

Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.

Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!

Alabama Farmer's Market by ridespacemountain January 9, 2017

Alabama Devil's 3 Way 

A devils 3 way but it's with you, her, and her dad.

I'd wanted to impress my girls parents so I invited her father to an Alabama devil's 3 way

Alabama Devil's 3 Way by 4 4 for $4's February 24, 2023

Let's go to Alabama 

The use of when a sibling wanting to have sexual intercourse with another sibling or relative.

G: "Hey, let's go to Alabama"
B: "HELL YEAH!!"

Let's go to Alabama by ZephyrAmity May 1, 2019

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

Alabama Squeezebox by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023

Alabama Sharpie

NOUN or ADJECTIVE A construction in which one artificially extends, exaggerates, or otherwise expounds upon the length, width, breadth, or height of something, either physical or non-physical. Sometimes used to disguise, cover-up, or attempt to explain a proven falsehood.

Origin: Donald Trump's Hurricane Dorian presentation in the Oval Office on 9/4/2019, where a black Sharpie was used to extend the NHC's cone projection over part of the state of Alabama, in an attempt to justify/explain an erroneous Tweet.

As an adjective: In an effort to make the company look solvent, Tom employed a blatant Alabama Sharpie technique in his diagram at the board meeting today.

As a noun: The quarterback had been officially listed as six-foot-one, but he decided to pull an Alabama Sharpie and told reporters that he was actually six-four.

Alabama Sharpie by Duneedon September 4, 2019