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Don’t look back in anger.
Don’t look back in anger — A realization that occurs once one is old enough to realize that what you once called some of the worse moments of your life were actually pretty damn awesome.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
All the times you got your heart broken; and, all of the lovers you used to complained about to your friends while imbibing your favorite “complaint inducing drug of choice” were actually some of the greatest people you ever met during the most amazing part of your life.
And actually, your heart wasn’t really even really broken yet. That only happens when facing old age, sickness, and death and watching your friends and frenemies drop like The Ten Little Indians in the now politically incorrect childhood song.
Everything that has come before was like stretching before a long run…
…which feels like a too short of a run when you get to this part of the road. Nostalgia isn’t remembering the past; it’s living in the present as an echo of who you once were.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about; then don’t worry.
You will.
Don’t look back in anger. There is something worse than a lover who drives you crazy; and that’s having no lover at all. There’s something worse than being catcalled on the street by construction workers; and that being invisible to the people who pass you by. It’s like the man who said: “I used to complain about my missing finger until I met a man who lost his hand.” I used to complain about my yesterdays until I started running out of tomorrows.
Don’t look back in anger. by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 24, 2023
Don't Look Back In Anger
Don't Look Back In Anger by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021
Aigerim
girl's name. pronounced as "eye-ghe-rim" or i-get-him, comes from the great Kazakh poet Abai Kunanbayev from 19th century, who had the most beautiful wife ever, and he called her Aigerim (from kazakh language "Ai" - Moon, "gerim" - Beauty). Since then the name became very popular, it is very wide spread in Kazakhstan.
Giant Squid of Anger
A Youtube troll, or someone who just leaves awful nasty comments on Youtube videos. Term coined by the vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green, of youtube.com/vlogbrothers
Commenter: wtf this is dum thees nerdss hav nno lifes only reterds wud watch dis
Nerdfighter: Wow, it looks like the comments are being attacked by a giant squid of anger.
Nerdfighter: Wow, it looks like the comments are being attacked by a giant squid of anger.
Giant Squid of Anger by nerdfighter1251 November 10, 2010
trump anger
When you get really angry, want to have a pure go at everyone and everything. This is usually because someone or something has upset you. This could lead to an uprising against you and anyone that acts in this way of life
trump anger by Made up words that make sense March 8, 2017
Agere
Short for age regression, a 100% sfw coping mechanism for some people to deal with trauma or mental illness. It is not at all affiliated with age play, which is a kink, and many regressers don’t like interacting with those into age play
“Why do you have a pacifier?” “Oh, I’m an age regresser.”
“You keep tagging pictures with ‘agere’, what does that mean?” “It’s short for age regression!”
“You keep tagging pictures with ‘agere’, what does that mean?” “It’s short for age regression!”
Agere by Angelicsky August 14, 2018
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