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Short for age regression, a 100% sfw coping mechanism for some people to deal with trauma or mental illness. It is not at all affiliated with age play, which is a kink, and many regressers don’t like interacting with those into age play
“Why do you have a pacifier?” “Oh, I’m an age regresser.”
“You keep tagging pictures with ‘agere’, what does that mean?” “It’s short for age regression!”
Agere by Angelicsky August 14, 2018
Words you can keep
a shortened term for age regression. it is a coping mechanism where you regress to a younger state of mind. it is NOT kink or sexual in any way.
there are a lot of agere communities on sites like tumblr or tiktok
Agere by p0pzii October 16, 2021
Agere is a shortened version of age regression. Age regression is 100% sfw. Agere is a coping mechanism for all people. Some people age regress if they are feeling bad mentally. Agere isn't always a choice and sometimes is used as a form of therapy due to childhood trauma. Age regression is NOT age play, a kink.
Agere is a good coping mechanism that I use.
Agere by Djgyqnfueyf July 26, 2021
Latin for “to act on the things to do”
Lets agree to agere
Agere by Flux Pistol May 9, 2020

AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU 

The phrase is literally "And if you do not agree, fuck you."

Commonly expressed in online forum boards with at least 7 typos accompanied with a particular expression or point of view by a narrowminded individual.

Many variations of typos for the phrase exist considering the writer often types in rage, although one similarity between all variations is typically a liberal use of caps locks.
/HOT!
/Topic started 15. Apr 2011
Canar: Dubstep is over.
Minionofset: I do not agree.
PixieFairyNarwhalFood: JUNGLE ISJ BETTR THEN DUBSTOE, AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU
GeorgeForeman: This isn't where I parked my car!

Ageless Beauty 

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.
The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!
Ageless Beauty by will bitten October 2, 2016

Workplace Aggression

Logically enough workplace aggression is specifically aggression that occurs in the workplace. It is commonly found within a toxic workplace and can include a variety of unpleasant behaviours. These can range from verbal, (insulting people, spreading rumours, telling lies or maliciously instituting grievance procedures), to physical attacks (pushing, slapping, punching or attacking with a weapon). It’s the sort of behaviour which, if it was carried out on the street would, in many cases result in arrest by the police or prosecution in the Civil Courts.
Workplace aggression is a symptom of a toxic workplace.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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