Agec 

Make's you dumber every time you say it.

Person 1:"You can't get any dumber than this"
Person 2:"Agec!"

Agec by Agec January 13, 2022

agecuck

Someone who believes that women under some arbitrary age are a no-go for men above another arbitrary age (category that often includes himself, enhancing the cuckold aspect of it), but it's OK for men under a certain age to have sex with them.

Billie: Maybe try finding someone to date who ISN'T half your age or in college! This is disgusting and you should be ashamed!
Chad: She's of legal age, you fucking agecuck.

agecuck by zealousideals April 23, 2022

middle-agecrisitis 

a malady that affects mostly men of a certain age (mainly the group between late forties to early fifties) in which one lives in constant denial believing that somehow they are actually a teen or a twenty-something....symptoms include (but not limited to).....age denial, hair loss denial, body aches denial, immaturity, cry babyness, uncontrollable urges to buy a red corvette, ego trip fantasizing, sudden impulses to go on diets and exercises, date women 30 years younger and so many other infantile, irrational, altered behavioral patterns that cannot be enumerated because there is not enough space. Worse of all, some men can go without a cure for centuries....

Oh my God !!!! With sooooo many centerfolds hanging around him, at age 84, Hugh Hefner must have been suffering from middle-agecrisitis for centuries!...Then again, money can make you look so sexy....

middle-agecrisitis by Babyz7z7 March 31, 2011

agecuck

Someone who thinks that sex with children under a certain age is disgusting or should not be allowed.

F: That 12 year old is hot!
N: Eww that's gross F, she's a child!
F: You're such an agecuck man!

agecuck by phillly/jawn May 24, 2021

Ageception

Being told your one or numerous ages, but your really another.

Tyrel your really 23, even though you've been told you were born in 93'... Ageception.

Ageception by The Blue Robot December 7, 2011

agecleave 

The opposite of cleavage. When a woman has such a flat chest that a push up bra can't even form a line of tit.

How is one supposed to titty bang that... agecleave for days son.

agecleave by SaltyCword April 25, 2016

Agecel 

Someone who cannot have sex because they're way past their prime, usually because they're too old to get an erection or can't last 5 minutes in sexual activities.

"Jimmy is such an agecel, even the fat bitches reject him."

Agecel by gewergeg4 July 6, 2023