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Agecel

Someone who cannot have sex because they're way past their prime, usually because they're too old to get an erection or can't last 5 minutes in sexual activities.
"Jimmy is such an agecel, even the fat bitches reject him."
by gewergeg4 July 6, 2023
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Agecel

1. A young male, often a minor (under 18), who harbors deep resentment because he feels entitled to the romantic attention of women in the 18–20 age bracket.

2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
Dude 1: "It's so unfair. Every single college girl I try to talk to is with some dude in his late 20s. They won't even look at us."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
by Anonymous77532 November 5, 2025
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Agecel

1. A young male, often a minor (under 18), who harbors deep resentment because he feels entitled to the romantic attention of women in the 18–20 age bracket.

2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
Dude 1: "It's so unfair. Every single college girl I try to talk to is with some dude in his late 20s. They won't even look at us."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
by Anonymous77532 November 5, 2025
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Acecel

An acecel is a self described asexual who is, in actuality, an incel or a volcel and are living a life of cope and larp. Usually caused by low testosterone.
That guy wants a gf but he is too much of a pussy to talk to girls so he larps as an asexual. Total acecel bro!
by Stopmeming April 9, 2022
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Awecellent

When something is both awesome and excellent at the same time.
Wow this new futuristic car that you designed is really awecellent.
by PJ44 October 30, 2012
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Ageception

Being told your one or numerous ages, but your really another.
Tyrel your really 23, even though you've been told you were born in 93'... Ageception.
by The Blue Robot December 7, 2011
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apecelsock

A word used to describe the unintended use of the Caps Lock feature. Originate by Brian Clements while attempting to have a conversation via MSN Messenger while piss-drunk.
Brian says: HEY

Brian says: sorry, apecelsock.
by Anonymous March 1, 2005
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