Agecel
Someone who cannot have sex because they're way past their prime, usually because they're too old to get an erection or can't last 5 minutes in sexual activities.
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Agecel
1. A young male, often a minor (under 18), who harbors deep resentment because he feels entitled to the romantic attention of women in the 18–20 age bracket.
2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
Dude 1: "It's so unfair. Every single college girl I try to talk to is with some dude in his late 20s. They won't even look at us."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
Agecel by Anonymous77532 November 5, 2025
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Agecel • Acecel • Ageception • agecleave • Agocello • apecelsock • Awecellent • age calling • age-related mood disorder
Agecel
1. A young male, often a minor (under 18), who harbors deep resentment because he feels entitled to the romantic attention of women in the 18–20 age bracket.
2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
2. A guy who blames his involuntary celibacy not just on status, but specifically on the women's preference for older men who have legal access, disposable income, and life stability that the minor cannot possess.
The specific belief that older men are unfairly monopolizing the dating market for young adult women, thereby denying him what he feels is rightfully his.
Dude 1: "It's so unfair. Every single college girl I try to talk to is with some dude in his late 20s. They won't even look at us."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
Dude 2: "Calm down, man. You sound like a total agecel. You're sixteen and they're just looking for financial stability, not someone who needs his mom to drive him."
Agecel by Anonymous77532 November 5, 2025
Acecel
An acecel is a self described asexual who is, in actuality, an incel or a volcel and are living a life of cope and larp. Usually caused by low testosterone.
That guy wants a gf but he is too much of a pussy to talk to girls so he larps as an asexual. Total acecel bro!
Acecel by Stopmeming April 9, 2022
Awecellent
Awecellent by PJ44 October 30, 2012
Ageception
Ageception by The Blue Robot December 7, 2011
apecelsock
A word used to describe the unintended use of the Caps Lock feature. Originate by Brian Clements while attempting to have a conversation via MSN Messenger while piss-drunk.
apecelsock by Anonymous March 1, 2005
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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